Carrie VaughnYou know why horror-movie characters always get killed? Because they've never seen horror movies. They don't know how it works. Right? But we do. So no one go into the basement alone. No one go screaming off into the woods alone. No one has any sex.
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Good advice for anyone who is looking for a horror-movie character to take home with them.
Source: Kittys House Of Horrors
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